WANTED: Partner
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APPLY TODAY
〰️ APPLY TODAY
Zero tolerance for anyone attractive
(to crime).
OPEN CASTING CALL
Will you answer?
Stittsville on Patrol is recruiting brave souls for the ride-along of a lifetime. We’re looking for individuals who fit the following description:
AGE: 8 - 98 years old
HEIGHT: 2ft - 7ft
BUILD: Deceptively strong
EDUCATION: Street smart
ETHNICITY: Blue (Green also acceptable)
SEX: Never
PLEASE NOTE: Delinquents like Kathleen Edwards need NOT apply.
PLEASE ALSO NOTE: No Shawns. Or Shauns. Or Seans.
