Season 1
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“My Law or the Bylaw”
Ep. 101 - On the night of a full moon, a grisly discovery shatters the illusion there’s no crime in town.
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“Citation Seeing”
Ep. 102 - Simon’s philosophy to ticket every single violation is put to the test.
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“The Nature of Neighbourhood Watch”
Ep. 103 - Simon uses one of Stittsville’s top trees as a spy nest, and re-lives his McIntosh Apple trauma
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“Back-up Protocol”
Ep. 104: With the bush situation in Stittsville out of control, Simon sets a trap to catch some violators.
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“Philly Cheese Steakout”
Ep. 105: A tour of Ottawa Senator hotspots leads to a pretty decent camouflage situation to catch a star.
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"Wrestler Mania”
Ep. 106: Simon goes to great lengths to preserve the legacy of Stittsville's Olympic champion Erica Wiebe.
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"The Case of the Phallic Graffiti”
Ep. 107: Unwelcomed erotic art threatens to take down Quitters Coffee if Simon doesn’t crack the case.
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“The Green Lawn Deal”
Ep. 108: The virtues of having a green lawn are tested as Simon tries to catch the four legged culprits.
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“Home Invasion Therapy”
Ep. 109: Weak security measures at a residential home force Simon to try an experimental form of safety education.
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“The Cat Burglar”
Ep. 110: When a routine backyard check leads to a shocking discovery, Simon uses his investigative skills to narrow down suspects.
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“Four Ways to Danger”
Ep. 111: The most dangerous intersection in town proves too much for Simon to navigate.
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“The Price You Pay”
Ep. 112: You don’t make friends with tickets, so Simon contemplates tearing up the badge.
Season 2
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“Spring Training”
Ep. 201: Simon designs a special workout regiment to keep fit, safe, and sharp.
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“Rider Pride”
Ep. 202: With his fancy set of wheels, Simon is on the hunt for dirty crime vehicles.
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“The Last Outpost”
Ep. 203: The discovery of a fort in the woods could forever change Stittsville’s past - and future.
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“Garbage In Garbage Out”
Ep. 204: Simon is out late to prove the dangers of premature trash ejection.
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“Swinger’s Paradise”
Ep. 205: Simon looks to bust an elicit party with Ottawa’s biggest celebrities.
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“Mom I’d Like to Follow”
Ep. 206: The next Ms. Stittsville could be anywhere, so Simon is on the hunt.
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“Underground Crime”
Ep. 207: Armed with a wet suit and suspicion, Simon takes his crime stopping to the sewers.
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“Super Sexy Fundraiser”
Ep. 208: A steamy calendar shoot might be the solution to all of Stittsville’s problems
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“Smelling Fear”
Ep. 209: Simon reveals his secret ritual for saving children from murderous coyotes.
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“Laser in the Sky”
Ep. 210: UFOs have returned to Stittsville, and Simon is determined to get them on camera.
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“Textbook Criminal”
Ep. 301: After doing hard time in the slammer, Simon goes undercover to intercept criminal communication.
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“Snake on the Loose”
Ep. 304: It’s a code green emergency with a missing pet serpent slithering through Stittsville.
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“Smells Like School Spirit”
Ep. 307: The new high school is still under construction and already falling victim to hazing rituals.
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“Pre-Crime Division”
Ep. 310: By dabbling in the dark arts, Simon hopes to harness psychic powers to prevent crime.
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“Somebody Poisoned the Water Hole”
Ep. 211: Major, major problem with the water in town, and only one person can help
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“A Garden Variety (of Crime)”
Ep. 302: Simon attempts to create a naughty name for himself by selling vegetable weapons to local delinquents.
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“The Pickelball Massacre”
Ep. 305: The hottest game in town has a dark history, so Simon attempts to create his own sport.
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“The Tourist Trap”
Ep. 308: Simon shows off local attractions designed to keep tourists in Stittsville forever.
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“Stittsville’s Next Top Sidekick: Part 1”
Ep. 311: Recruitment begins for a new set of hands to help Simon kick crime out of town.
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“The Town Jewell”
Ep. 212: Finding a police radio allows Simon to call in the biggest threat in Stittsville’s history.
Season 3
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“How to Catch a Porch Pirate”
Ep. 303: Simon devises a plan to intercept the (probably) illegal goods being delivered to people's homes.
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“Try Hard with a Vengeance”
Ep. 306: Simon infiltrates an organized crime syndicate that destroys property just for fun.
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“The Ghost of Goulbourn”
Ep. 309: Simon sets up a supernatural sting operation to catch a ghost on camera.
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“Stittsville’s Next Top Sidekick: Part 2”
Ep. 312: The trainees are put to the ultimate test to see who will ride shotgun with Simon.